Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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