tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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