nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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