i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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