there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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