You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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