I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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