ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
