I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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