And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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