Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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