I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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