Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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