just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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