Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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