Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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