Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Where did you get a picture of my penis
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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