Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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