Why are handjobs necessary in class?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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