Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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