we're blogging at a bar
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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