goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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