My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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