dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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