Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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