You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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