Nicole vs. Life
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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