Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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