Ambien. No doubt about it.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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