I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
ok first of all what the fuck
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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