gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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