Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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