If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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