why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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