Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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