Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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