We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You almost got us killed.
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