Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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