Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I CAN MOONWALK!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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