I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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