I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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