You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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