Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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