bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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