did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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