well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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