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I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?

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(845): I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back? http://tfl.nu/r4ga

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the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome

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(610): the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome http://tfl.nu/8iag

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(541): View more from Oregon

Did you see that girl I got with last night?

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Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..

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(541): Did you see that girl I got with last night? (1-541): Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay.. http://tfl.nu/om6e

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I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?

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(803): I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low? http://tfl.nu/crwl

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(281): View more from Texas

Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.

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(281): Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit. http://tfl.nu/j2fi

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.

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(860): I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage. http://tfl.nu/q50p

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(513): View more from Ohio

im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know

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(513): im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know http://tfl.nu/k4xw

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(647): View more from Ontario

making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.

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(647): making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself. http://tfl.nu/as80

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(518): View more from New York

Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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(518): Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation? http://tfl.nu/dtaz

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(206): View more from Washington

It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!

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(206): It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!! http://tfl.nu/ruwg

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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.

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(205): Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink. http://tfl.nu/5avj

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(951): View more from California

Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.

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I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.

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(951): Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny. (1-951): I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection. http://tfl.nu/lb55

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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.

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(818): Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party. http://tfl.nu/8owu

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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows

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(+81): On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows http://tfl.nu/nqax

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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay

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(613): i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay http://tfl.nu/bes3

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