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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

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(709): i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up http://tfl.nu/cb8k

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(516): View more from New York

It was kind of weird

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What did your mom walk in?

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She flung her tampon across the room.

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(516): It was kind of weird (857): What did your mom walk in? (516): She flung her tampon across the room. http://tfl.nu/h6pq

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(925): View more from California

I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.

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(925): I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays. http://tfl.nu/sgn7

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this

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(864): Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this http://tfl.nu/9hno

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(815): View more from Illinois

its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young

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(815): its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young http://tfl.nu/hsw4

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(727): View more from Florida

I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"

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(727): I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head" http://tfl.nu/dap3

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(732): View more from New Jersey

She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.

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(732): She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot. http://tfl.nu/el8s

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(972): View more from Texas

I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.

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(972): I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls. http://tfl.nu/wzfh

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(641): View more from Iowa

IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.

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(641): IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS. http://tfl.nu/d7hp

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(970): View more from Colorado

I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on

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maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit

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(970): I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on (1-970): maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit http://tfl.nu/o1f7

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break

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(704): Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break http://tfl.nu/3onf

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!

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(612): Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas! http://tfl.nu/ggjg

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(701): View more from North Dakota

three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar

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(701): three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar http://tfl.nu/w5kc

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?

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(403): I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was? http://tfl.nu/kb90

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(760): View more from California

MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...

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(760): MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ... http://tfl.nu/ssoj

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