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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave

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  and miss being on the news....no way

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• (714): View more from California

  My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It was pathetic and I was covered in butter

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• (407): View more from Florida

  All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.

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• (619): View more from California

  I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it

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