Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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