Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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