nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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