last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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