i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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